One Lump or a Good Hard Beating?

Do you take sugar?

“No I’m sweet enough, HAHHAHHAHAHHAHA!”

And in this moment another Guttersnipe trigger is squeezed.

No you are not sweet enough, not by a long shot.

- You have a face that would petrify a gorgon
- I have seen better manners on psychiatric wards
- Your frequent coughing sounds like a cavalry charge through a swamp with horses wearing treacle filled boots
- You look like Jabba the Hutt with a desk and
- You smell like Grimsby Docks during a heat wave!

So I think at least 5 spoonfuls should do the trick.