An Open Letter to Taxi Drivers

Dear Taxi Drivers,

According to that sacred tome you should all read, that being the Highway Code not the Koran, the flashing yellow signal at a pelican crossing means you may proceed when the remaining pedestrians have cleared the road.

It does not, in any definition or interpretation, mean the law entitles you to drive over the person in front of your car.

Might I also add that red lights mean stop, not stop and rev your car, not slow down to an absolute crawl but still not stop. It means stop. It might mean good luck in China or wherever the ruddybollocks you come from but over here it means STOP.

Please learn this or get off the road. You’re worse than the bastard cyclists.

Yours
Ranting Guttersnipe